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Posted on May 10, 2012 via nope with 1,069 notes
Source: lightthefuze
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May 9 in the Harry Potter world
- 1899: The Witches’ League is founded.
- 1992: Harry and Hermione (Ron comes as well in the movie) take Norbert to a tower for Charlie Weasley’s colleagues to pick up. Malfoy receives detention for trying to catch them.
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My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didnt know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via I am Iron Man with 31,904 notes
Source: hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via suspended&open with 696 notes
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via Come scientist, destroy. with 18,862 notes
Source: tavalouris
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i was eating oreos and i was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i’m just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via like the notebook with 19,093 notes
Source: scissorsafely
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*Hears noises at night*:Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on*Heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is*A cop walks by*:Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone*Taking a test*:Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school*Gets a sunburn*:Skin cancer
Posted on May 10, 2012 via (◕‿◕✿) with 145,752 notes
Source: 24ribs
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via a beautiful little fool with 3,867 notes
Source: daisybuchanans
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A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via Everything Creative with 11,622 notes
Source: everything-creative
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via Mustaches are welcome. with 4,928 notes
Source: therlockholmeth
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via eli's blog with 62,280 notes
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That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via RIP jamesfrancoco with 37,237 notes
Source: jamesfrancoco
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Straight person:I support gay rights.Ignorant person:Gay.Straight person:No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.Ignorant person:Faggot. You're going to hell.Straight person:Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.Ignorant person:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?Straight person:Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...Ignorant person:I'm not a dog...Straight person:Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?Ignorant person:Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?Straight person:...Ignorant person:oh...Straight person:Go fuck yourself.
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